May. 4th, 2016

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I stopped at the chippy on my way home and was promptly accosted by the cutest gold-digger ever, who was sitting just outside the door- she was madly in love with me, miaow, I was wonderful, mrrow, {rubs head on my shin}, and she was sure a terrific person like me must have some fish to share with an abandoned, starving, adorable pussycat like her? Miaow? Had I noticed how fluffy her tummy was?
I did try to show her that I only had boring carbs, but she didn't give up until I finished and threw the paper in the bin, when she gave me a betrayed look and dashed off- clearly to a loving home (from her shiny coat and sparkly collar) who probably have no idea what a practised shakedown artist she is!

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