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Somebody's put a recipe for SLUG DEATH in our staff room (crush 1 head garlic, boil in 1 pint water 4 mins, strain, dilute 1 tbsp in 1 gal water, spray on affected plants, since you ask). Someone has then written MURDERERS! on it. (Possibly our vegan contingent, who have a sense of humour.)
Anyway, what would the Discworld Death of Slugs look like? A heap of salt? A skeletal blackbird?

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Death of slugs

[(Anonymous)]

My money's on a saucer of stale beer - they fall in, get pissed and drown.

WARNING: Do not leave in the vicinity of students. Lawsuits may follow. Plus, it's always distressing seeing students licking out of saucers of stale beer, with slugs looking sadly on..