I know I'm clumsy, but it really has been years since I've dropped a pot of moisturiser all over the floor. Why, then, has it just happened twice in one week? [insert paranoia about Mind-Control Rays. Although dropping gloop seems a bit of an unlikely thing for Them to bother with. Maybe it's just a horrible wasting disease.]
(Good things about the occurrences: I was running a bit less behind than usual so I could clean up and still caught the train, and didn't have to brighten my colleagues' day by explaining just why I was late. Also, it's cheap, so at least I haven't spent pounds and pounds moisturising the carpet.
On the whole, though, I still feel that it would have been better avoided.)