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The Curse of St Custards goes to Hogwarts:

" Befor skool dinner of super sossages, pies mash potatos dougnuts pork chops trifle jely roast sucking pig ect ect, all new bugs must attend Sorting ceremony where there FATE is decided. Tremble tremble chiz the battered and frankly unsavory hem-hem sorting hat is lowered upon my beetling brow and after a pregnant pause (coo-er posh prose molesworth) it SPEKE:

" 'Huflepuf. Also you hav a face like a squished tomato.' "

I think she's got Molesworth's voice better than Simon Brett did in his "sequels", although this is a shorter piece.