Jet lag- now in handy home-size servings

I've just had an afternoon nap for the first time since I was about 3 (after a ridiculously strenuous morning in Plymouth.) Feel disoriented, hungry, and tired, yet sure I won't sleep properly tonight- without spending £600 on plane tickets. Result!

Countryside full of fresh air, daffodils, primroses, lambs, pony foals, etc. Suspect that this is some sort of conspiracy to tempt me away from nice grimy city. Am not falling for it, no indeed- what? Freshly picked purple sprouting broccoli?? Well, in that case...