Hmf.

If you've put up details of your weekly activities on the net, and if it's, say, Christmas and therefore you're doing something different one week, pls remember to point this out on your site, 'nkyew. Otherwise your hoped-for Yoof audience will end up having three hours to knock around town, which is an annoying length of time, not really enough to go home and do some tidying and come back, but quite long enough to get cold and bored. (Oh, is that consequence too specific?)

Luckily the internets contain entertainment as well as incorrect information.