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Jan. 29th, 2008 01:28 pmSo, for people who like films with really big monsters and not-terribly-bright protagonists, Cloverfield sounds pretty good.
(Seeing as I haven't even gotten around to watching Golden Compass, which I actually want to see, I didn't particularly care about being spoiled for this one. If you do care, don't click, as "a funny recap of the entire film" is a really, really good definition of "spoiler".)
Movies In Fifteen Minutes
"NEWS ANCHOR: I understand that we’re now seeing the creature…
"SERGEANT SOMEONE: … using this skyscraper as a scratching post, yes. We’ve sent out for some catnip and a very large ball of yarn, which should be here momentarily. With any luck, we may be able to trade a flea dip for the safety of OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY VISCERAAAARRRRGHHHHASLDKFJASLDFKJ!
"[Giant spiderlice jump off the monster and snarfle the soldiers on TV into itty bitty pieces.]
"NEWS ANCHOR: … And now, back to John with the weather.
"WEATHERMAN: Well, I’m seeing a 100% chance of GIANT FUCKING MONSTERS, Roma."
(Seeing as I haven't even gotten around to watching Golden Compass, which I actually want to see, I didn't particularly care about being spoiled for this one. If you do care, don't click, as "a funny recap of the entire film" is a really, really good definition of "spoiler".)
Movies In Fifteen Minutes
"NEWS ANCHOR: I understand that we’re now seeing the creature…
"SERGEANT SOMEONE: … using this skyscraper as a scratching post, yes. We’ve sent out for some catnip and a very large ball of yarn, which should be here momentarily. With any luck, we may be able to trade a flea dip for the safety of OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY VISCERAAAARRRRGHHHHASLDKFJASLDFKJ!
"[Giant spiderlice jump off the monster and snarfle the soldiers on TV into itty bitty pieces.]
"NEWS ANCHOR: … And now, back to John with the weather.
"WEATHERMAN: Well, I’m seeing a 100% chance of GIANT FUCKING MONSTERS, Roma."
