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[shark_hat]

You are in a very small room. The walls are made of tottering piles of books. There are some empty boxes in the room. There is some parcel tape in the room.

PUT BOOKS IN BOXES

You have put approximately five skillion books in boxes. The walls are now made of tottering piles of boxes. There are still lots of books not in boxes.
You hear the rumble of an avalanche of clothes and random stuff from drawers that will completely destroy you.

PANIC

You are already panicking.

FRANTICALLY CARRY ON PACKING

Yeah, like that'll help, human.
You are smothered by the weight of your posessions. Your last words are "So that's where I put that whisk."
You return as a shambling undead removals monster, doomed to put things inside other things for all eternity.

Your score: Minus 14,856.
Play again.

NO, NO, NEVER.

That wasn't a question.
You are in a very small room. The walls are made of tottering piles of books...

Comments

[emmaco.livejournal.com]

It is scenes like this that have had me asking people if they are surethey don't want to sublet our unit with all of our possessions in it and be in charge of posting me stuff when I want it...

[shark-hat.livejournal.com]

Excellent idea!
"Yes, it's quite a small chest of drawers, it'll only cost a few pennies to post, I reckon..."