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May. 12th, 2008 03:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shark_hatNo time to post, w*rking... went to a comedy gig at the West Yorkshire Playhouse last night- came out grinning like mad and feeling it'd been far too long. (Tony Law comes down on the correct side of the shark-bear question.)
If James May is a ninja, Richard Hammond is a pirate, Y/N? (Clarkson is the Evil Emperor.) Also: I can haz zeppelin.
The more I look at my kitchen, the longer I think painting it's going to take. Garden is Not Ded Yet though which is good.
Listened to the commentary on the first HIGNFY DVD again. Oh Paul.
Going to get to San Francisco for a few days this summer yay! "Walk round, eat Asian food" seems like a good plan so far, but I'm looking at guidebooks. Zoo?
If James May is a ninja, Richard Hammond is a pirate, Y/N? (Clarkson is the Evil Emperor.) Also: I can haz zeppelin.
The more I look at my kitchen, the longer I think painting it's going to take. Garden is Not Ded Yet though which is good.
Listened to the commentary on the first HIGNFY DVD again. Oh Paul.
Going to get to San Francisco for a few days this summer yay! "Walk round, eat Asian food" seems like a good plan so far, but I'm looking at guidebooks. Zoo?
Don't work too late
Date: 2008-05-12 08:22 pm (UTC)Intrigued by the Ninja / Pirate question. Part of me thought that if it ended with 'Discuss' rather than 'Y/N', that it could have part of a film studies exam. Another part of thought it sounded like one of those weird management-style psychometric tests.. Fortunately a third part of me told me to shut up, as I had started dribbling on the floor and scaring the other passengers. It's their own fault for commuting, mind.
Re: Don't work too late
Date: 2008-05-14 10:38 am (UTC)Ha. "Your answers: Silent, instant death, black is cool, sneak up on them. Your personality type: Ninja. You may be suited to a job as: Assassin. You would work well with: Members of the Spider death cult."
Management training...
"You have been appointed manager of a mixed ninja-pirate team. You suspect that the ninjas may have high levels of absenteeism, but it's hard to tell because they are ninjas. The pirates are well motivated but the shouts of ARRR! and vast waves of body odour are causing friction with the albino monk team in the next office. Suggest methods of dealing with these issues in the short and medium term."
I feel that many classic films would be viewed in a whole new light by ninja-spotting (etc).
"If Laurel is a vampire, Hardy is a zombie. Discuss."